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LeBron to Philadelphia: The Perfect Final Chapter?
Last Friday, NBA fans got the long awaited decision on where Lebron James will take his talents next season. The King decided that he will end his story in Philadelphia, a place that I never thought I would have to cheer for, but wherever Bron goes, I go. Lebron signed a two year deal worth…
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The Brandon Aiyuk Multiverse: Top 3 Teams if Last Year Never Happened
One of the biggest “What-Ifs” in today’s NFL world, Brandon Aiyuk. Here’s a quick recap of Aiyuk’s activity in the NFL after signing a contract extension with the 49ers. In 2024, Aiyuk signed a 4-year $120m extension, making him one of the highest paid WRs in the league at the time. In October of the…
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Predicting the NBA five years from now.
The NBA is changing every single year, with new champions and new stars emerging. The game has become unpredictable and is truly a fantasy franchise mode type of league. So many teams have changed over the last five years, with new star players brought in, new rookie picks and new coaches. Five years ago, the…
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Curt Cignetti Might Already Be The Best College Football Coach Of All Time And I’m Not Even Joking
I know how this sounds. I know. You clicked this ready to tell me I’m an idiot, and honestly, respect, that’s the correct instinct with most sports takes that use the words “of all time.” But sit down for a second, because I think there’s a real case here that 64-year old Curt Cignetti should…
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The Top Five Worst Contracts in The NBA
Piggybacking off of my last article, where I dove into the top five best contracts in the NBA, today I decided to look into the five worst contracts in the NBA. We all know how much the aprons have restricted teams, and how team building has changed so much. Each and every move a team…
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The Top 5 Contracts in the NBA for this upcoming season
Value and production is the name of the game in the NBA these days. The dreaded second apron that has taken control of the league since it was implemented in the 2023-2024 season. The Second Apron is essentially where no team wants to be because of the massive tax penalty that comes with it. To…
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Controversy Over QB Rankings – Coach Tales’ Takes
There’s been a lot of controversy over recent NFL QB Power Rankings from the 2025-2026 season. A lot of good, bad, and weird takes have been circulating around social media. I had some interesting takes myself, since I was seeing a lot of undeserving people listed in some of these rankings (all my opinion of…
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Grading the Blackhawks 2026 Entry Draft (First 3 Rounds)
The Blackhawks entered the 2026 draft with 0 first round picks, a pair of second round picks, a third rounder, and 2 seventh rounders. Let’s grade and analyze how they did.
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The NFL MVP Race Starts Here: Coach Tales’ Early Favorites
The list is not in order of most favorite to least favorite, just a quick list of my favorite dudes heading into the year. Let’s dive straight into this and get some hot takes flowing.
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